A Battery of Goals Leaves Opponent Seeing Purple Stars
The Red Stars fell victim to a change in 9 Arakaki's famous game time imbibed energy blend. I don't know what was in it, maybe he got dressed next to 88 Yamamato and some of that Colombian Baby Powder that coats his equipment fell into the concoction. It went something like this: "The Red Stars carry the puck in behind the net. He is stripped of the puck by "Bugs" Arakaki who sends a break out pass to "Bugs" Arakaki. "Bugs" brings it out of the zone and centers it to "Bugs" Arakaki who skates through the neutral zone, zig zagging around the hapless Red Star defenders. He sends a great lead passes to "Bugs" Arakaki who breaks into the zone. With a defender frantically trying to keep up he slides a centering pass to "Bugs" Arakaki who shoots and SCORES!! Gary was all over the place and was our #1 star netting 2 goals.

The Red Stars were never in it. Mr. 73 Stebbins had two goals, 22 Arsenault had a power play from a nice feed from 73 Stebbins. 12 Ross had the Bizarre Goal of the Game with his feed from behind the net pin balled off of two defenders and was subsequently swatted in the goal by their goalie. Couldn't do it again in a million years but , Hank you are a one in a million kind of guy so it never hurts to try again. The goal of the game belongs to 53 Scooter Dvorak With time winding down in the game and his season, (Scotty will begin his sequestration while he begins hormone therapy for his impending sex change operation and will be lost for the remainder of the season) Scotty, forever the grinder extraordinaire, muck it up in front of the goal and finally jammed one in past their shell-shocked goalie. Good Luck Clarice at the Academy!!

G Bart the Goalie again had a great game in net. Careful Bart!! You are raising the bar. We might get great expectations. James again led all scorers with 7 assists, but we have all probably conceded the scoring title to him for the season any ways. And last but not least, it has been confirmed, and yes it was a girl that 44 Young checked and mauled during the game. Good to see him back into mid season form again after his extended Texan Holiday!!